i also left this part out because i was gonna just send that to tom in her ask box but calvin was playing green day on his ipod this morning and he just randomly looked at me and said “Do you wanna be arch enemies?” and i said “…sure…?” and he was like “it’s going to be my mission in life to destroy you” and i was just liek ho my god calvinw hat you’re going to destroy what please destroy me
i put the theme back on this blog but im so paranoid that someone from work is somehow going to read this oh my god i would be Mortified
- okay fiurst of all i carry a pen in my back pocket at work because i can never find a pen or they don’t work etc so its just for Easy Access when i need a pen because it happens semi-frequently whate4ver i was standing at the sink doing dishes and for the record kacie touches my butt every now and then just as she walks by so i Thought i saw calvin come out of the kitchen and towards the cake counter drawers but then i felt someone touch my butt so i turned and looked to see if it was Actually kacie but it was calvin and i probably made a weird face so he was immediately like “why do you have uhh a pen in your pocket” and i said “………………..because you know sometimes you can’t find pens or they don’t write or whatever because how easy is it to be like Oh this pen doesn’t work Oh Look I Have One In My Pocket” and he was like “oh okay…… look now you made me forget what i came over here for” and idr what i said i was probably thinking “WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO LEAVE SO I CAN TEXT TOM” and said something like “oh that sucks” but i don’t know but then he was like “oh yeah i needed a spatula” or something i dont know omg so then he got it and i did the dishes etc and then a while later he came back over to get something off the dish rack and he walked really close behind me and i laughed out loud omg and etc and then later i was shit what was i doing let me think… i was in the back even though i wasn’t supposed to be and i got up on the counter and was talking to this girl (who’s name is meghan but we call her Frankie because there’s lots of megans at dq im telling you this because i ended up talking about her a lot and it makes it less confusing) about the annoying pregnant girl (who i have Many Good Stories about that i’ll tell later) and calvin came in the back and looked at me and i said “IM TELLING HER A STORY” (you’ll hear this story further down!! it will be a separate bullet!!) and he said “oh okay and that makes it better???” because hes always yelling at me for not doing anything and i always have really dumb excuses so i said “NO IT DOESNT BUT ITS A GOOD STORY ITS ABOUT YOU!!!” and then he was busy for a little bit because he was the cook today so when he was done he came back out and then i told him the story because he wanted to know what it was even though it wasnt really about him (it was but uh not Technically) and then he left again and i said “Do i have to stand up i think i’m asleep” and he came back out and said “you can do some boxes” so i put some to go boxes together and then he brought the paper liners out for me and that’s when he did it AGaiN but this time he like hit the pen all the way out of my pocket and i yelled LEAVE MY PEN ALONE but i wish i would’ve said STOP TOUCHING MY BUTT CALVIN!!!!! but i didn’t but ANYWAY I ‘M DEAD NOW at least i think that’s when it happened it could have also happened Later in the day but i don’t actually remember omfg hahaha this just seems like the most appropriate time for it to have happened
- also after i told you yesterday melanie said he was gonna propose to me with a DQ cake Frankie today asked him “calvin would you ever propose to someone with an ice cream cake” and i started snorting SO loud and i fell on the ground and was crying Literally and everyone was really really confused and i couldn[‘t stoip laughing oh my fucking god
- okay my next set of stories is about the new preggo girls and it starts out today Sam was there at 9 and she stayed until i think 2?? because she was “”“sick”“” but she’s just fucking lazy and i guess she keeps telling people her job is too hard and she has to do too much stuff and she didn’t know she was gonna have to stand so much and it’s just liek dude what it’s a fucking fast food job… i told melanie about it and she said “tell her to get a job where she gets paid to sit around and complain about things” and i sdaid “she should be a politician” omg but anyway she left at 2 and the other new girl Kyrstin came in i hate spelling her name so im just going to call her Nasty becuase she’s nasty anyway nasty came in at 2 for sam and she had on jeans which What you don’t wear jeans to work….. so kacie was like “You better go look downstairs for some pants” and she said “oh i did there wasn’t any” so kacie went downstairs and just immediately came back up with a pair of pants hahahaha and made her put them on.
- then pretty much Instantly she was complaining about how hot it was and really it wasn’t even that hot today it was hot outside but it wasn’t Horrible inside it was definitely worse yesterday but she was like “oh it’s so hot!!!!” and calvin from the kitchen said “hey can you uh not talk about how hot you are right next to the Cook” (omfg little rude ass i love him) and SHE HAD THE NERVE TO SAY omfg i was like Floored she said to him “i can complain about being hot if i want to because i’m pregnant!!!” and i was like O_O HAHAHAHAHA OH!!!!!!!!!!! i didn’t say anything i just turned and walked away because i couldn’t believe my eyes and ears. (this is the story that i was telling frankie in the back when i told calvin i was telling a story about him)
- then i counted my drawer with kacie around 2:45 or so probably and we sat in the office and watched her and made fun of her through the window for a while and talked about how we think she does crack because she’s always rubbing her mouth and scratching at her arms and that’s when kacie told me that Sam told Steve that she gets morning sickness on Fridays and Sundays omg and kacie laughed really loud so calvin came in and kacie said “did you hear about that?” and he said “hear about what? all i heard was someone’s loud annoying laugh” omg so she told him and we all cracked up about it and that’s when he said “okay i get the runs every 5th sunday of the month” and i snorted oh my god and then a little bit after that Frankie came by the office and looked in and went O_O and i said “come here it’s okay come in the office with us and get away for a while come make fun of us with her” omg because everyhone just hates her so she laughed with us for a while and then derek the other person that was there today that Doesn’t Suck was on headset and the girl had left him alone so she was liek “okay now im going to go keep derek company so he doesn’t kill himself” omf and after she left the office i leaned up against the wall and knocked this picture of steve’s dad off the wall and i yelled “oh my god i knocked daddy down!!!! kacie i knocked daddy down!!!” and she was like “oooo steve’s gonna be mad you knocked his daddy off the wall!!!” and i shouted “I DONE KNOCKED DADDY OFF THE WALL” and started crying laughing and trying to put it back on the wall and it wouldn’t go so its only Sort Of on the nail now and its gonna fall soon i bet and steve’s gonna be like WHO KNOCKED MY DAD DOWN
- after kacie left i was standing up front and there wasn’t really anything to do so i was standing around talking while two people (nasty and frankie) were making some stuff for derek and nasty said something dumb complaining about something Of Course and frankie as a “joke” that wasn’t actually a joke said “you can’t keep using pregnancy as an excuse for everything!!!” and i laughed out loud and then the girl started to say “yeah well i….” and i immediately turned my ears off and said to calvin with Pleading Eyes “calvin is there anything i can do in the back??” and he said “shoot yourself?” oh my god and i said “no seriously please PLEASE!!!!” and he was like “ummmm i’m sure there’s…. something…….” so i sprinted away and into the back and he was like uh what was that all about and i said “sorry i’m just gonna punch that girl in her god damn face i just DONT CARE im about to be the asshole that ends up telling her ‘NO ONE GIVES TWO FUCKS IF YOU’RE PREGNANT EXCEPT YOU’” and he cracked up and then i was like Okay i’m gonna take these boxes outside and i went to get a cigarette and my lighter out of my purse and my purse has two big pockets inside and like a big zipper pocket between them and it sits flat when i put it in my locker at work and then on the front there’s this smaller zipper pocket that i keep my wallet in and when i opened the locker my wallet was like laying on top of my purse and the zipper was open and i got chapstick out of the zipper pocket earlier but i know i didn’t take my wallet out so i started shouting “UM WHY IS M YWALLET OUT OF THIS POCKET I KEEP IT IN THE POCKET I DIDNT EVEN TAKE IT OUT TODAYT!!!!!” because i just wanted that nasty bitch 2 hear me because i am positive that it was her and i kept saying things like “its a good thing there was no money in that and there’s no money in my bank account ever!!!!” but what the fuck omg so then frankie was like uhhhhh and got her wallet out and made me take a ring outside and put it in her car for her since i was going outside to take the boxes out hahahahaha
- theN when i was leaving i went downstairs to put my shirt in the hamper and nasty was hanging up laundry and when i saw that she was down there i looked directly at my shoes and put my shirt in the hamper and then turned around and walked out without saying a single word to her oh my fucking god hahahaha RuDE Bitch
- also idk how i forgot to mention this but calvin made a sandwich and instead of putting in the pass thru he held it out towards me and i looked at him like ?_? and he said “take this, i can’t” and he looked like he was gonna cry or be sick or something omg so i was like “you can’t… what…??” and he said “i can’t do it i’m pregnant” and i said “CALVIN OH MY GOD you can’t what you can’t put that sandwich in the pass thru?? are you gonna burn yourself? burn your belly????” fucking oh my god he’s such a smart ass he makes me Sob
i was going to delete all of the posts off this blog but its too much work so whatever i just won’t put a theme back on it i deleted my other blog becaUse im really mad at my whole famiyl which isn’t a good reason its just the only thing i have control over ending!!!!!!!! when really i want to end my bbrother’s life!!! will probably delete this one too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want to punch everyone in the mouth
